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Joke of the Day
"I'm making a party for people who can't ejaculate... Let me know if you are coming or not."
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"Do you think Jesus described his hair color as light blonde or summer wheat?"
"What do you do when you love a hotel? You Mariott"
"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust..."
"Nothing waters down the word ""ultimate"" like ultimate frisbee."
"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"
"What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games? An ex-boxer."
"I would tell a joke about my dick... but there isn't much to it.. :("
"Girl are you the burning bush? Cuz you're hot. And there's no conceivable reason you should be talking to me."
"How do you know Mexicans and African Americans are similar?? Once you know Juan you know Jamal"