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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and if they don't work give me a ring!"

"accidentally just walked halfway into a hug intended for someone else on the sidewalk maybe can't leave house ever again"

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said thanks I said don't mention it..."

"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump."

"I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to ""New Ham Sure"""

"Everybody always says say ""No!"" to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late"

"Why Couldn't The Melon Get Married Because it can't-elope!"

"[REPOST] How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him."

"What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party."

"Mexican Magician A Mexican magician was known for his vanishing act. He would drape a sheet over his head and count: ""Uno! Dos!""...........POOF! the sheet fell flat. He was gone without a Tres."