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Joke of the Day
"I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to ""New Ham Sure"""
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"The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room"
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"Something something april fools SANDERS CUCKED BY DAUGHTER FUCK TRUMP kasich 2016 Aaaaaaaand submit."
"Why are blind people bad at math? Because they lack da-vision."
"A married's man prayer Dear God, you gave me childhood and you took it away. You gave me youth and you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding you."
"How many nuns were at the library? Absolutely nun"
"What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? We Can't Alope"
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one hesrs it, Do the squirrels sleep sideways?"