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Joke of the Day

"Some terrorists are flying over France, what do they do? They go parachuting."

"We were making out on the couch and She's like ""Let's take this upstairs"" I'm like ""Ok you grab one side and I'll grab the other!"""

"What did the cheese maker say after his factory was hit by lightning? I've created a muenster. I know, I know, it was cheesy joke."

"What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!"

"There's a fire at a trick birthday candle plant. Firefighters have been battling the blaze on and off for 5 days."

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? An Idontthinkhesaurus."

"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"

"Bartender asks a returning guest... You come in everyday for the past 10 years paying for the same drink with 4 quarters. Why? The guest responds with, ""I don't like change!"""

"What do you call banana shoes? Slippers."

"What happened when a whore house caught on fire? Some came out running, others ran out coming."