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Joke of the Day

"One time, Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in a truck, and some semen got on the seat... The truck is now known as Optimus Prime."

"Please help reconstruct this joke ... The punchline is ""Well, there's cus-turd, and there's mus-turd, and there's you, ya big shit! Run, Myrtle, run!"""

"""I literally can't even!"" -- White girl hanging a picture"

"What is the title of the Japanese version of ""When Harry Met Sally"" (wait for it ... wait for it ...) ""When Hally Met Sarry"" Ahhh - don't you feel better now?"

"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""

"It's been legalized! Seattle and Denver will be sharing a Super Bowl!"

"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo Today ? Apparently they still have 500 million users."

"Folks ask me why I still miss my wife after forty years. Well, I'm human and that bitch is still pretty quick on her feet."

"I found my stolen briefcase pretty quickly... You could say it was a brief case."

"Everyone on Instagram has pics of them at places all over the world & I'm like here's another shot of me from a different angle on my sofa"