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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a heavy toilet? El ton john."
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"[Jesus at Last Supper] [holds up bread] This is my body [holds up wine] This is my blood [holds up Instagram pic] This was my breakfast"
"Why, in the United States, do we not have the letter ""u"" in words like ""favourite"" and ""colour""? Because fuck u and no one likes u, that's why."
"The best jokes are the ones that have to be explained. Get it? Because that's the opposite of the truth, I was using sarcasm."
"A ghost walks into a bar... For the boos"
"I saw a beaver movie last night. And it was the best dam movie I'd ever seen."
"Shut up & eat. There are people starving in Abercrombie & Fitch."
"God bless USA And Science. And Muhammad And The Buddhist Gods. everyone is offended these days."
"Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse."
"How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film? Anti-chromactic"