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Joke of the Day
"Shortest Horror Story: Tomorrow is MONDAY again!"
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"I'm sick of people knocking on my door, begging. There's just been a woman asking for donations for a sperm bank........ I gave her a right fcuking mouthful."
"What are the only two similarities between my favorite buger joint, and the orgy I just had? Nothing but Five Guys, extra salty EDIT: Also, I can't type. Burger*"
"mother-in-law (on FB): I'm tired of everyone being so condesending *wife tackles me before I can write ""you spelled 'condescending' wrong""*"
"People love making jokes about camouflage but I just don't see the humor."
"If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it...... He's gay, definitely gay."
"What's the difference between hard and light? I can go to sleep with a light on."
"I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other."
"If I was a drunk superhero, I'm pretty sure I'd be ""I Love You Man"""
"TRIVIA TIME: What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie? Parkinson's."