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Joke of the Day

"TRIVIA TIME: What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie? Parkinson's."

"Back To School Sadness Well, I didn't plan on going to school today but, my gun jammed."

"""At least Donald Trump says what he thinks."" Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place."

"If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning... Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?"

"""It's gonna taste really good."" - excerpt from the guide What To Expect When You're Expecting Pizza"

"You dug the hole you're in... now stop whining and start climbing."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!"

"I don't get why I have to wash my hands after masterbating. It's not like my dick's been anywhere. Edit: yeah I suck at spelling. And it's supposed to mean I never have sex"

"My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series. ""It's about time,"" I told him."

"Give me your best jokes regarding or featuring animals. For science."