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Joke of the Day

"I'm exhausted. I just did 100 sit ups. The fact that I did them over the course of 40 years doesn't diminish the accomplishment."

"A Jew walks by a penny"

"New survey: 55% of men expect to pay on the 1st date. While the other 45% have never been on a 2nd date."

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"the only reason Santa is always joyful is because he know where all the naughty girls live"

"What do you call an angry toilet? Pissed off"

"My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-slapper at 3AM... Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy? Because of the Nye Quill."

"I woke up to the crack of Dawn the other day... I said ""Dawn! Get off my face!"""

"Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed"

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping in Jacksonvillle? He woke up."