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Joke of the Day
"What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana."
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"How do you confuse a Jew? Put the bacon on sale for half-off."
"This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car."
"Taco guy: guac costs extra Obi Wan: [wafts hand] guac is free Taco Guy: guac is free... Anakin: why'd u even pay for the taco? Obi Wan: dammit"
"Why did the Anthropod need braces? It had a trilobite. Get it? ..I'll show myself to the door."
"What does a stegosaurus eat off of? His plates. -Jude; My five-year-old son"
"April Showers bring May Flowers. What do May Flowers bring? Genocide."
"Bush Senior broke his neck He was trying to show Jeb Bush how to dodge wrenches, hey Jeb if George can dog a shoe then I can dog wrench!"
"A guy walks into a restaurant with his friend. The server ask what he wants to drink and he say H2O. His friend says he will have H2O to. His friend is no longer alive."
"How has Gordon Ramsey come to have so many children?? FUCKING RAAAWWWW!!"