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Joke of the Day

"(If you can't guess the obvious punch line, be warned its messed up) ....What's the best part of having sex with twentynine year olds!?... There's 20 of them"

"What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags."

"I read a shocking and insightful study on the causes of waking from sleep. It was eye-opening to say the least."

"Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands."

"Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat."

"""What are you doing, dad?"" ""Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling ""non-extraditable countries"". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"""

"What do you call a blunt spear? Piontless!"

"after u die u do the same life again on a higher difficulty setting. more relationships fail and more loved ones die. certain dogs explode"

"No matter how kind you are... ...German children will always be kinder. Edit: Since you guys seem to like German jokes so much."

"The bunnies near my house are laying the smallest Easter eggs ever, and frankly they taste awful!"