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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a fish store ... and says: ""Whats up girls""."

"""What is your greatest strength""? Brevity."

"Christmas song for people with synesthesia: do you see what I heeeaarrr"

"I was gonna tell a priest joke... But it would probably rub some kids the wrong way."

"Michael Cera pretending to read the nutritional facts when his dad catches him struggling to open a jar of pickles"

"Michael Jackson was just so innocent and childlike... After a show he'd go home and just blow bubbles..."

"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."

"I've been using medical marijuana for my bladder issues... My doctor told me to piss or get off the pot."

"How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry? ""It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"""

"I'm taking a course with a focus on muscle fatigue. I don't want to talk about it. ...It's a sore subject."