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"What's an English teacher's favourite cereal? Synonym Grahams"
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"Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ? Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally."
"I just flew in from Nova Scotia and boy, are my arms tired... From jacking it in first class the whole way."
"Was late to my first Fight Club last night So missed the intro rules. Still Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"I saw a guy with antlers on his car, so I shot it."
"""You go girl"" - asking my girlfriend to move out, but sassy like"
"Billy wanted to learn how to juggle... ...but he never had the balls to do it"
"Why didn't the oyster give to charity? He was shellfish."
"Weight loss How can you help a fat person lose a quick 300 pounds? Give them a gun"
"Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!"