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Joke of the Day

"Was late to my first Fight Club last night So missed the intro rules. Still Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."

"Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !"

"What did the mexican do when he lost his car in the parking lot? He pressed hispanic button"

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Strong and black."

"I think Ronda Rousey would be at a disadvantage if she fought Floyd Mayweather. Mayweather has had practice beating women"

"*a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?"

"What does a moped and a fat lady have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."

"You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you."