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Joke of the Day

"We have a local weatherman who often forecasts ""changeable skies."" He makes a lot of money to make that call."

"Doctors have confirmed that masturbation is life threatening Many men have died after having a stroke"

"Take heed: Do not open this email There's an email that had begun circulating recently that is offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it; it's SPAM."

"What percentage of germans are not nazis? ninety-nine point nein nein nein nein nein nein nein percent"

"What dog is the worst at polishing a turd? A poodull"

"me: *rubs lamp* genie: I will grant you three wishes me: can you go away I'm rubbing this lamp"

"Depression hurts. Ask your doctor if maybe he wants to hang out Saturday night if he's not doing anything."

"*tries to mount a horse* Horse: ""I have a boyfriend."""

"I Just Opened An Abortion Clinic.. No fetus can defeat us"

"Go with the flow Girl: Just go with the flow. Me: The last I checked that was what one of the sperms in a premature ejaculation said."