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Joke of the Day

"It's great that every Playmate ""just wants a guy that makes them laugh"", because I want a chick with fake boobs that can't form a sentence."

"You can learn a lot about a person just by watching them through binoculars 24 hours a day."

"""What time do I get off?"" has an entirely different meaning when you work in the sex industry."

"Her: ""Do you wear boxers?"" Me: ""What kind of sick person would wear dogs, anyway?"""

"When I got my first pube, I left it under the pillow for the Pube Fairy. He came. All over my pillow."

"What type of car does a ghost drive? A BOOick."

"My very attractive doctor told me I had to stop masturbating ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""

"What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters? The Vinyl solution."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and that's down the chimney."

"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."