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Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of relative humidity? The sweat that accumulates under your balls when you're fucking you're sister."

"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick."

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word"

"Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone? He traded it for the hormonica."

"What do you call a turkey that blows chickens? A cock gobbler"

"Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend? Because...bros before hose!"

"What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry Potter escaped the chamber ."

"You know what really makes me smile? Fascial muscles."

"Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park"

"how do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogy in it."