159604

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't make cheap leather out of Ferraris."

"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"

"Want to hear a joke about paper pizza? Nevermind, it's tearribly cheesy."

"How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him."

"It's so cute how my kids think I'm going to go look for them after I finish counting to ten."

"What's white and kills you if it gets in your eye? an aeroplane"

"DAE accidentally call the wrong replacement when you can't teach your classroom that day? Whoops, wrong sub"

"Hey girl, if I could change up the alphabet, I'd replace U with a more interesting character. Since we're on anti-pickup lines today."

"At first I didn't know how to dig a trench but then I got to the bottom of it."

"I couldn't decide how to propose to the love of my life So I decided to ask her husband for advice."