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Joke of the Day

"Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix."

"Obama: ""Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?"" Drops mic, walks away."

"jokes what do you call a bunch of people whove been in horrible accidents in a swimming pool vegatable soup"

"maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america"

"INFORMER!!! Younosaydahdfrxqpgirnmekdmhgjwrztnhyenixblaamm... A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN!"

"[guy who just got out of prison on a technicality] ""what were you in for?"" murder, a guy... a guy... ""spit it out man"" a guy, interrupted me"

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? We do taste like chicken."

"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."

"How much coke DID Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."

"The Quran is like weed If you burn it you get stoned."