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Joke of the Day

"Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix."

"What do you get when you mix acids and bases together? Rape."

"Last night... ...as I was lying in bed, I looked up at the beautiful night sky, the beautiful moon, and the beautiful stars. Then I wondered: where the fuck is my roof?"

"Why was the airport depressed? It had a terminal illness."

"Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska? Because of all the cold fission it has."

"Don't you hate it when people mirror your joke and get all the credit? p ll pu o no o ldod u no ,uop"

"Did you hear about Helen Keller's dating life? because I heard she wasn't seeing anyone"

"Just robbed a bakery I kneaded the dough."

"Man, the frappes at the grinder place by the rotary are wicked good. Go Sox! Sorry about that. I had 2 Boston Kreme donuts this morning."

"Wanna see some black magic? Sorry, i meant African American Magic"