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Joke of the Day
"I wish my girlfriend was like my internet My internet goes down once a week for at least two hours"
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"What do you do to an aggressive vegan? Shove your meat in their face."
"I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the Kitchen It's now in the sync."
"Honey, what is the name of that German that hides things around the house? Alzheimer grandma, Alzheimer!"
"A mugged turtle.. A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""
"Whats in the middle of girl's leg ? And the answer is, 'Knee'"
"What do FRENCH people order from McDonald's FRENCH fries hahaha"
"A jewish kid asks his dad for $5.... The Dad says, ""$4!? I don't have $3! What do you need $2 for??"
"Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats? They have nein lives!"
"How do you stop clowns from attacking you? Go for the juggler"