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Joke of the Day
"Daisy: how are you Gatsby: great"
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"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."
"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"
"Did you know yesterday was National Middle Child Day? Don't worry, no one else remembered either."
"Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match? Because they rain supreme."
"How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other."
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everybody. A bitch sleeps with everybody but you."
"What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer? Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."
"The Expendables 2 Review: I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises."
"Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat and then I remember they just feed off attention."