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Joke of the Day
"Daisy: how are you Gatsby: great"
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"A ship full of red paint crashes into a island... The sailors were marooned."
"According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer? Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord."
"Take a chill pill? I had a friend overdose on chill pills you insensitive prick!"
"Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?"
"Did you hear the one about the deaf man? Neither did he."
"Why don't nuns fear getting raped? Because they know it is tough to get into the habit."
"Why is fishing called fishing and hunting is not called deering or birding?"
"A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar... ...the bartender says ""how may I help you, Mr. President?"""
"What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment? Storming a castle."