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Joke of the Day

"Why don't the Amish waterski? The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH"

"What did the football fan say to the paedophile footballer? Come on my son."

"What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot? Abroad."

"The creator of Mad Libs has died. His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped."

"Conjunctivitis.com that's a site for sore eyes"

"What's Canada's intelligence agency called? The C.I. Eh"

"If I ever ask you, very seductively, ""Do you wanna do it?"" It means take a nap."

"The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one"

"A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear."

"Don't worry if you're not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield."