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Joke of the Day

"What did the square say to the root? ""Radical"""

"Want to hear a sex joke? On second thought, you wouldn't get it. It's an insider joke."

"Dress to impress A buddy wanted to improve his relationship with his mother-in-law by ordering her a nice dress from France. Unfortunately, she woke up while he was measuring her with a ruler.."

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair."

"I just stopped by the Apple store to use the restroom. iPeed."

"I've never gotten along with tall people We just never see eye to eye."

"How to Spot a Blind Nudist How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well it's not hard, really..."

"""Mmmm Brians"" - a dyslexic or gay zombie"

"""Babe I'm ready for bed"" ""Why so early its the weekend?"" [background] ""Next up Channel 6 News reveals Ashley Madison's local business men"""

"CALL AN AMBULANCE!? NO WAY! that old lady is DEFINITELY unconscious. here, go start my car. I'm gonna go wipe the prints off our frisbee."