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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a sex joke? On second thought, you wouldn't get it. It's an insider joke."

"Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !"

"I wanted to play Goat Simulator... ...but my PC doesn't have enough RAM."

"I think winning the war on drugs is impossible. I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs."

"How do you put a condom on a elephant? You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh."

"Irony. The opposite of wrinkly."

"Smoking 1: What Cures Smoking 2: Cancer"

"So a gay guy just bought a house... He is now a Homowner"

"Scientists just discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%... it's called 'wedding cake'"

"Coworker: What's so funny M: Twitter Cw: Oh! I'm on there, what's your @ M: I meant twizzlers.. Cw: You're looking at your phone. M:..."