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Joke of the Day

"How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black? Because he keeps on saying ""I am your father"""

"My FYI's are becoming TMI's."

"1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas 5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner 10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun"

"Yo Mama So Poor.... She can't afford to fly off the handle, when she gets mad, she has to greyhound off the handle."

"""LET MY PEEPHOLE GO!"" -Moses when the cops found the peephole he installed in the Womens washroom."

"Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight... So as an adult, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

"Why did Hitler always win at limbo? Because no one else could stoop any lower."

"Did you know that the NY Jets are 0-2 against Pittsburgh in the NFL Playoffs? Turns out Jet fuel can't melt Steeler dreams."

"Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage."

"What's Piccolo's preferred type of car? DODGE!!!"