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Joke of the Day

"How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black? Because he keeps on saying ""I am your father"""

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..............."

"Told my coworker to shut up or I would slash his tires. He laughed, I laughed. Now I'm by his car with a knife and I can hear sirens. :("

"I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective"

"When a cop tells you to ""spread 'em"" he is not flirting. I know this now."

"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"

"Nobody would show up to a ""White Lives Matter"" demonstration. They all have to work."

"My buddy has a telescope but I don't think he uses it for astronomy. I asked what his favourite constellation was and he said, ""Samantha""."

"are you human? (sorry) I am dancer"

"Did you know that Hillary's planning on being the first TG President? Yeah - after she's elected, she has plans to turn into a woman."