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Joke of the Day
"Most pencils have erasers But that's beside the point"
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"What do you call an anorexic with thrush? A quarter pounder with cheese"
"I have so may gay friends... I can't keep them straight."
"What did the deadhead say when he got out of rehab? This music sucks!"
"""Why are you wearing?"" - existentialist reporter on the red carpet"
"There are bats hanging of a branch upside down all except one. Two bats comment: ""What's happened to this one? - I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted."
"i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf"
"If you get sexted by someone you don't like...does that mean you got molexted?"
"What do you get when you cross an oven with a car? A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth."
"Man, I have really bad diarrhea I need to get my shit together."