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Joke of the Day
"Every time I tie my shoe I feel like I'm giving a faraway sniper the go signal."
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"Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally."
"A Spaniard, an Irish man, and a Greek go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany"
"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred? . . . . . The top ans was . . . . . GET the hell outta of my bathroom!"
"One day, some dude was all ""You know where we should save our money? Inside a statue of a pig,"" and everybody went ""That is a GREAT idea."""
"Can you do smth funny with this pic ?? http://s27.postimg.org/8inkoc6xv/S6300633.jpg"
"What's Paul Walker's favorite drink? Fireball"
"Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races? because he's covering an erection!"
"If God didn't want me to scratch my ass he wouldn't have made it taste so good."
"What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?"