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Joke of the Day

"What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."

"""For I am Christ the Redeemer, He Who Saves!""- Jesus, using his coupons."

"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."

"*eats half a pan of brownies while making salad for dinner*"

"I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was Tolkien in my sleep."

"so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it"

"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"

"Duct tape is like the Force It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."

"Whats Putins favourite food? Ukrainian take away."