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Joke of the Day
"""I can't log in."" -grandmas"
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"#IAmHonoredBy my 12 year old telling me he needs me. He wanted a new gadget of course but the thought was there."
"It's almost Thanksgiving day... Remember to set all your scales back 10 pounds tonight."
"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? Whatever you like - They're not coming back."
"I see your ""long walks on the beach"" and I raise you ""long Segway rides on beach"" *peels off on beach throwing sand in dates face*"
"What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story."
"Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry."
"Online dates are like recipes... they never look like the picture."
"Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted."
"What do you get when you cross bears with salmon? Cannibals."