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"My friend got a job fastening metal plates together. He hates it. He says it's not fun or interesting, which I dont understand. I think his job is riveting."
"Lactose intolerance stems from lactose IGNORANCE"
"This cop is driving so fast it's like he's trying to keep up with me"
"Did you know that 2 x 10 is the same 2 x 11 One is twenty and the other is twenty two."
"Too black for casuals So we were having sex and my girlfriend asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old teenager and i said : -what the fuck , u will be 14 in 2 years anyway"
"I slammed the car door on my fingers this afternoon. In related news, there's an 83% chance that my nephew just added ""Mother*ucker"" to his vocabulary."
"How do u kill a blonde ? Give her a knife and ask her who is the prettiest of all ."
"How many immigrants does donald trump need to change a lightbulb? None because no juan will be left to change it"
"I will read my horoscope from as many different sources as I need to until I find the one I like"