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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."
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"Tit for tat My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, ""Well Shona? Do you think you'll be next?"" We settled this quickly once I started doing the same to them at funerals."
"Gravity Maxim Trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk!"
"I asked my friend how she liked her first Brazilian wax... She told me it was a complete rip-off."
"what't the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts."
"In honor of today, ""Knock Knock..."" Whose there? 9-11. 9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!! :("
"How Long is a Chinaman"
"Would I care for a free sample? Raise your own samples lady, should have thought about that before you made them."
"After record breaking single day sales at Chic-Fil-a amid the same sex controversy today CEO of Jack in the Box Ted Fuller said he ""hates Jews and Mexicans."""
"How do you get 1000 dead babies into a phone booth? A blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos"