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Joke of the Day

"CHILLING WITH ESKIMOS Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice? A. Polaroids."

"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"

"I was thinking of ways to become transgender... So I figured I'd fly to Paris. Because then I'd be abroad."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Cause' freedom rings"

"Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed."

"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."

"Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks."

"Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them."

"Whats worse than being adopted Being adopted twice."

"My girlfriend says that I've got the body of a guy half my age. Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn't 22."