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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."

"I can't be what you want. I'm too busy being what I want."

"I'll tell you a joke about sodium. Na. How about one about potassium? K."

"I like how we say ""vegan"" now instead of ""eating disorder""."

"Yo mama's so fat... when she stood on the scales, they said ""To be continued."""

"My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested."

"What's blue and white and sits up a tree? A fridge wearing a denim jacket."

"""Deodorant?"" - Foreigners"

"You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list."

"Dad owl: I'm dying so I need you to look after things. I'm going to give you- Son owl: Don't say it Dad: Power of a tawny Son: [turns head]"