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Joke of the Day

"A teenager walks into a library. He asks the librarian, ""Where can I find a book on how to kill myself?"" The librarian retorts, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"""

"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"Political opinions are like assholes If yours shows up in my Facebook feed I will probably block you"

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? Placement of the dirt bag."

"Why can't motorcycles go faster? They're two tired."

"I feel so bad when I see a woman wearing a shirt that says GAP on it. (OC) I want tell them, ""You're so much more than that!"""

"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They're trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have."

"Did you hear about the sheep who committed suicide before they could sheer him? He died in the wool."

"When i was little i was afraid of dinosaurs But growing up i learned they all died.. Now i am afraid of dinosaurs ghosts"

"Where do beers go to pick up girls? Ho Gardens"