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Joke of the Day

"Billy asked our Astronomy teacher a simple question today... ""Mrs. North? How big is Uranus?"" Billy was sent to the office..."

"I want to become an artist I heard there's a lot of monet in that business"

"Two cows at the North Pole... One turns to the other and says ""Don't know about you but I'm Friesian""."

"Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home."

"Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now."

"Pete and Repete walk into a bar... Pete and Repete walk into a bar, Pete walks out. Who is left?"

"Relationship status: Putting aloe on the wall and rubbing against it to apply in places that I can't reach."

"When someone says ""women like you"" to me, I assume they're referring to extremely powerful wizards."

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies!"

"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"