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Joke of the Day

"Life Pro Tip: Putting your phone in airplane mode will stop ads while you play."

"Cat: Meow Me: Hi Cat: Meoww *picks up cat* Cat: Meowww *puts cat down* Cat: Meowwww *feeds cat* Cat: Meowwwww Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys."

"Have you heard of the new deodorant called umpire? It's for foul balls!"

"two peanuts were walking down the street. one was a salted."

"in kindergarden i pooped my pants and got insanely mad when another kid asked me about it, and that's also the president's PR strategy"

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one."

"So what kills a joke? The punch line . . ."

"Worst thing about smoking marijuana nightly is the strong desire to also smoke it morningly, lunchly, afternoonly and allthetimely."

"Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back with the rest of it's little Lego friends."