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Joke of the Day
"*interrupts your baby's first words* ""IF A PANDA WEARS A HANDKERCHIEF IT'S CALLED A PANDANA."""
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"What did one lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both lawyers."
"According to the white girl weather report, today will be ""suuuuper duper sunny"" with a high of ""ughhhh"" and a low of ""fuh-reezing!"""
"If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?"
"I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up mate, won't it start?"""
"Iceland passed away last week... its last wishes were for its ashes to be scattered across Europe..."
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"Finger wager why do women like the oldest men as their gynecologist. (visualize) uncontrollable shaky finger."
"Why do fencers make terrible Redditors? They always riposte. ^^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^^is ^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^riposte ^^^^^^^^too"