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Joke of the Day
"How do cats admit they're gay? They come out of the clawset."
Next Joke
"I didn't think my son would make a good postman. But he delivered."
"hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah"
"What do you call repetitive diarrhea? Re-runs. (ba-dum, tss) It's just the same shit over and over again."
"Theirye're, problem solved."
"The definition of Rodeo Sex - When you accidentally call your partner by the wrong first name..... Then try and stay on for 8 seconds."
"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"
"When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish."
"Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral."
"Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug. (Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )"