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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood? A match made in Heaven."
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"There are 10 kinds of people in this world Those who get binary, and those who don't."
"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium."
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes."
"Me: My friend really likes you. Her: I'm a lesbian. Me: Ah ok... Her: ... Me: ... Her: ... Me: So... What part of Lesbia are you from?"
"There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing. That's sofa king nice."
"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, and I'll go on ahead."
"People fear what they don't understand: Change Death 4th grade math word problems"
"People say musicians are gems I used to think Simon and Garfunkel were real gems, but then I about diamond and carbuncle."
"fur coat daughter tells mom who wears a fur coat daughter: did you know that your fur coat is a result of suffering of an animal? mom: you shouldn't talk about your dad that way"