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Joke of the Day

"I know 3 jokes about cheese... But none of them are as gouda 'dis one."

"If strippers are now called ""exotic dancers"" then drug dealers should be called ""exotic pharmacists""."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who do not understand binary and those who did not expect this joke to be in ternary."

"I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale I give Nepal a solid 7.8. The score is so high, it's ground breaking"

"The good thing about being tall is, you can't get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can't get lost in a crowd."

"It's always good to know what's happening in astrology. When nothing seems to be going right, you can blame the stars."

"Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge? Cause Tony Scott did it first."

"Doctor told me I have cirrhosis of liver How am I going to cure my alcohol addiction now!"

"Me: My tarot cards say that you're going to be in pain soon. Him: Ha! My Magic 8 Ball said No. *hurls Magic 8 Ball at him* Him: Ouch!"

"What was the old lady's favourite type of wine? ""Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"" Courtesy of my Nana."