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Joke of the Day

"I just bought a round of shots for everybody, but they're being totally ungrateful and saying they don't even have tetanus."

"Would you like to hear a good joke? Me too. It's ages since I've heard one."

"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jewpiter."

"Everything's made in China except babies... ...those are made in vachina."

"You know whats funnier than Philly... Your Religion"

"Chivalrous Indian"

"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !"

"Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap... Guy: doctor, I've been hearing voices. Can you help? Doctor: I'll try to diagnose but I can clearly see your nuts"

"Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy? He was too far out!"

"Replace Steven Tyler with a bear. Bearosmith. Billions and billions of $. I could do this all day, you guys. Hire me."