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Joke of the Day

"NSFW I got rejected from a job interview. Apparently, when asked an example you worked well in a team, ""gangbag"" is not an acceptable answer."

"Two cows in a field. One asks ""should I be worried about mad cow's disease""? ""Well I'm not"", the other replies, ""...because I'm a squirrel!"""

"I took 8 courses of spanish... ...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer"

"My sister is a mathematician... She celebrates 4/20 on January fifth because it's just simpler that way."

"At a train station, struck up a convo with a friendly Indian couple waiting next to me. I asked the guy how old he was and he goes, ""My wife is dirty and I'm dirty two."" No kiddin' oh boy"

"If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024...."

"My wife caught me crossdressing.. So I packed her things and left."

"I hate it... I hate it when people say something online and don't take credit for it. Pussies. Anonymous"

"What does the tree says in autumn ? Leaf me alone."

"What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."