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Joke of the Day

"NSFW I got rejected from a job interview. Apparently, when asked an example you worked well in a team, ""gangbag"" is not an acceptable answer."

"I got a new stick of deodorant today The instructions said ""Remove cap and push up bottom"". I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely."

"How did the sad mathematician kill himself? With a hypotenuse"

"Microwave Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables? -fitting the wheelchair in the microwave."

"After weeks of speculation that the new pope would be black... ...alter boys at the Vatican are letting out a collective sigh of relief"

"What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her"

"My Muslim wife left me the other day.... I guess she didn't know what Jihad."

"Your ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again"

"I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. Because then I would know she is capable of making decisions she will regret in the future."

"<--Goes to gym 3 times a week... Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store."