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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil all over my chest."
Next Joke
"1. Take dozens of pictures of yourself sleeping. 2. Put them in coworker's drawer. 3. ""WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!"""
"Hey girl, do you ever go to the gym? 'Cause if you don't we probably won't work out."
"Ladies, never agree to do an@l, save it for when you do something so bad a blowjob can't fix things."
"How do Asians name their babies? They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes."
"The Presidential Election for 2016 is like a blunt pencil. Pointless."
"Liquid ASS Prank In Aunts Room"
"Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."
"Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house."
"""I'd kill you if I thought I could get away with it"".......things that were said to me during my divorce. Hey guy's, she's available!"