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Joke of the Day
"You may not like EVERY government agency... ...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS."
Next Joke
"Good news: It works the other way around. I entered ""internal bleeding"" & ""unconscious"" in WebMD and it said I have a stuffy nose. Phew."
"I walked in on my roommate masturbating in the shower I said ""Mate, that's disgusting"" Him: ""Fuck off I can wash it as fast as I like!"""
"My Father Was An Artist My father was an artist. He had an *amazing* stroke. That's how he died....."
"[OC] Did you hear about this new restaurant they're opening called The Glory Hole? ...Yeah, it's a real hole in the wall."
"I just sold all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay Imagine all the PayPal"
"Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them."
"*goes to the park* *spoon feeds red bull to the ducks*"
"What is a wolf's favourite dance move? The Shuffle ... pack of wolves."
"What is a hipster's favorite element? Fe, because it's so ironic"