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Joke of the Day
"these tweets brought to you by me waiting to hear back from my weed guy"
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"What are Mario's overalls made out of? *Denim, Denim, Denim*"
"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"
"What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team? The guy would survive the first round."
"Canada's got it right, when they don't want a citizen, they just convince them they have talent so they move to the US. #JustinBeiber"
"Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion"
"What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven? a 2nd born."
"How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment? By dropping out now."
"Studies have shown horses exposed to marijuana are less stable and unsafe to ride. So get off your high horse."
"All this darkness is making me feel like Hellen Keller."