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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven? a 2nd born."

"TIFU by trying to kill a spider with axe body spray. Now his name is chad and he's fucking all the girl spiders in my house."

"TIFU by being King of the jungle. Lololol I am Lion"

"TIL the creator of the Hokey Pokey died last week. Planning his funeral went fine until it was time to put him in the casket. They put his left foot in and that's when the trouble started."

"There are tons of girls in my software engineering class... ...just not very many of them."

"I was straining on the toilet this morning. ""Where's the fucking sieve?"" asked my wife."

"A guy walks into a bar of soap."

"Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph? ...because he's too short to be called an essay."

"If there's a zombie apocalypse and you see one zombie taking a nap, that will be me"

"Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, ""its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black"""