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Joke of the Day
"My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy."
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"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia, fcuk"
"I don't want to alarm anyone but BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!"
"I've been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don't talk to me about dedication!"
"My Dr. just diagnosed me as 'paranoid'! Well, she didn't say that, but I know the bitch was thinking it!"
"Since the presidential race has literally a dick measuring contest... who would win the election if the election is decided by dick measurements? Hillary Clinton of course!"
"I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs Turned out to be a pyramid scheme"
"The road to recovery from my addiction to sexual innuendos has been a long and hard one. But the end is in sight... I can see it coming."
"A fish that goes against the current Dies electrocuted"
"Hamlet gets a cough So, Hamlet is admitted to a hospital for a cough. He asks the doctors: ""TB or not TB"""