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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't hitler go to the barbecue He burnt the franks"

"Do you think it's possible to train a hedgehog to walk up an down the table with cubes of cheese on it's spikes? I'm giving a dinner party."

"Where did George Washington keep his Armies? In his sleevies."

"Sure, the BMW symbol kind of looks like a sphincter, but I could already tell by the way you were driving."

"imagine if poop was transparent. I'd completely lose my shit"

"What do you call cows with no sense of humor? Feminists"

"Puberty doesn't hit us Asians Our parents do."

"I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell ""Armageddon"" But my friend said ""don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"""

"I went to the doctor to have a large mole removed from my penis... ...If it happens again they'll inform the police."

"A baby seal walked into a club"