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Joke of the Day
"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"
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"What do you call a man with a penis and a vagina? Andy Tohaveapenisandavagina"
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"I used to do the ""hokey pokey""... But I turned myself around."
"Karma is my daughter bragging about getting to sleep late this week and forgetting to turn off her alarm."
"B*tch your so ugly that even the mirror showed a 404 error."
"It's like these fools at the gym have never seen a girl with roller skates on the treadmill before."
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"When I was a little kid, my dad would swear then say ""Excuse my French"" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand"
"The guy I've been paying to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't own any animals."