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Joke of the Day

"Apple just announced a 20-year plan to develop technology that actually allows grid-like manual organization of Home screen app icons."

"What did the football fan say to the paedophile footballer? Come on my son."

"When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, ""Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."""

"EVERY SENTIENT & NON-SENTIENT CONGLOMERATION OF MOLECULES ON THIS EARTH HAS A BF. WTF."

"Business people in the UK like their beards like they like their tea Goatee"

"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"

"What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye? Bull dozer"

"What's the difference between skinny and squat? I never took a skinny on a girl's chest."

"I don't understand Christians They say that gambling is wrong, but they bet their entire life on there being a heaven."

"Why are Jewish men Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"