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"How do you climb a triangle? By scalene it"
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"My friend got fired from his banking job... because he lost interest."
"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"
"Sitting in my car eating McD's, and I hear a quiet voice behind me go: ""Here, we have The Fat Woman in her natural habitat.."""
"Optimism and Pessimism Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glad is half empty. Journalist: The glass is a victim of discrimination by White Christian Conservatives."
"Yep. Not sure what freaked out the mailman more - that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived."
"Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia? Cuz you'd be snowed-in"
"Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it."
"some guy said that I slur a lot when I'm drunk I said no I don't you stupid nigger"
"What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up? ""Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."""